Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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