You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just google imaged poop.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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