he wants to bone in the snuggie
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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