that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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