The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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