i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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