I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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