Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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