she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize