Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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