does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We don't watch enough power rangers
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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