he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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