that's an acceptable place to lick
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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