just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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