I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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