So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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