You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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