She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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