He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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