How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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