I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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