return my video game
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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