did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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