tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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