Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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