I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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