Cold hands, warm shart.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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