lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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