White coat. Heels.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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