dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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