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(605): View more from South Dakota

Her vagina smelled like chicken

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why do you say that

(605): View more from South Dakota

chicken smells like everything

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(440): View more from Ohio

woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.

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(41): View more from Switzerland

you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.

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(813): View more from Florida

The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.

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