Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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