Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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