Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
4 words: hood of his car
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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