is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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