Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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