dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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