I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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