hell yes lets make some ravioli
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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