she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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