remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
tell me about the fingering
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