Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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