Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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