sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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