you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
And then my night got REAL pukey
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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