weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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