North Korea, Best Korea!
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I have feelings that need drinking.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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