Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
