I think I am morally bankrupt
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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