This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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