I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Randomize
