Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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