I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
When are your genitals available?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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