oh god the rape fog is back!
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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