You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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