singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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