i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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