Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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