dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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