hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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