carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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