I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I am naked and annoyed.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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