I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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